"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
sherlock giving a eulogy
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved
and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.
I am glad I had Lisa Simpson in my life as a kid and that my dad let me watch the show even when my mom was reluctant about it